Dogs vs. Wives

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So some guys have decided to choose a dog over a wife.  I get this...marriage is hard, but having a dog is mostly pretty easy.  You feed them, water them, and they love you unconditionally.

Oh and did I mention the dogs don't talk back!!!

Sure if you choose a dog over a wife there is one minor draw back...you may miss out on this.

                                    

It seems that Chicagonow.com has put together a list of the reasons why some men choose a K-9 over a chick.  The list follows, enjoy!!!

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
  3. Dogs like if you leave a lot of stuff on the floor.
  4. A dog's parents never visit.
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog -- they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away..
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