Dogs vs. Wives
So some guys have decided to choose a dog over a wife. I get this...marriage is hard, but having a dog is mostly pretty easy. You feed them, water them, and they love you unconditionally.
Oh and did I mention the dogs don't talk back!!!
Sure if you choose a dog over a wife there is one minor draw back...you may miss out on this.
It seems that Chicagonow.com has put together a list of the reasons why some men choose a K-9 over a chick. The list follows, enjoy!!!
- The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
- Dogs like if you leave a lot of stuff on the floor.
- A dog's parents never visit.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- You never have to wait for a dog -- they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away..