The Ack Attack Returns For LOST's Final Season

  • Airline Employee #1: OCEANIC PASSENGER JACK SHEPHARD. ATTENTION OCEANIC PASSENGER JACK SHEPHARD. YOU ARE A DOUCHE. THAT IS ALL.
  • Airline Employee #2: Give me that microphone you little – Oceanic Passenger Jack Shephard, please report to the Baggage Area immediately.
  • Airline Employee #1: I THINK HE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH BAGGAGE, TO BE HONEST. 
Party Time! The Ack Attack returns for LOST: The Final Season. Not only will  I miss LOST, I'll miss the Ack Attack's wickedly shrewd reviews.
  • Kate: How you feeling?
  • Sawyer: Sucky. But I’m not going to kill Jack anymore. Let him suffer on this island like the rest of us.
  • Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *throws things at TV*
  • And then Jack yells at his greiving mother, proving yet again that he is The World’s Biggest Dickhead. I mean SERIOUSLY!!!!

The ACK ATTACK provides critique, comment and in-yer-face LOST fun without all the bother of crashing your plane, dodging smoke monsters, or having to eat Hurley's famous garlic mayo.

Enjoy. Namaste.

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